candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

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concleeg

The feeling/experience resulting from a conversation gone stale, which then leads to a prolonged period of silence, one of which feels to be inescapable.

"Dude, every conversation I have with Liam is concleeg, I'm starting to think he might be a little concleegious.

by 21st Century Wordsmith November 22, 2020

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Face Candle

A cigarette.

I'll meet you at the pub soon, just have to pick up some face candles from the servo on the way.

by Big SDog August 25, 2020

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Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

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Condescending Smiley Face

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

by AcidCH August 3, 2013

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