Concrete Job

The act of ejaculating your seminal fluids onto a female's face, spreading it all over with the head of your erect penis, and then allowing it to dry evenly and smoothly.

Kid 1: "Dude, I finished a great concrete job last night!"

Kid 2: "In your basement?"

Kid 1: "No, on your Mother's face."

Kid 2: "You bastard."

by I Killed a Hooker Once December 14, 2009

concrete jungle

"Concrete jungle" refers to the urban city; first used in cinema by Academy Award winning "The Lost Weekend" (1945), directed by Billy Wilder, starring Ray Milland. Milland's character, Don Birnam, a chronic alcoholic, and binge drinker, speaks of others with the same condition in the "concrete jungle" as the camera pans across a skyline of Manhattan as an epilogue to the story.

Out there in that great big concrete jungle, I wonder how many others there are like me... poor bedeviled guys, on fire with thirst; such comical figures to the rest of the world, as they stagger blindly towards another binger, another bender, another spree.

by oregonpoppy July 27, 2016

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

Concrete Nap

The act of running over retarded pedestrians in the street, hence giving them a concrete nap.
Concrete Naps usually precede dirt naps.

If this guy runs into the intersection he's getting a concrete nap.

by illmindofRyanC June 13, 2017

Concrete College

From the infamous Mr Layhe, concrete college is where you go after high school as white trash living in a trailer park. It is used metaphorically to describe prison/jail.

"They'll head straight back to concrete college after I bust them, Randy"

by nutbuster6669999 March 6, 2020

Grown on Concrete

Rude and abrupt in nature

People from New York are just mean; it's like they were grown on concrete.

by Jaubrey September 6, 2009

Concrete Pizza

A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.

WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.

Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.

"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.

by CapitaoChaos April 24, 2014