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Computronically

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application
Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.
by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010
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Competional

Derek is competional when it comes to winning games.
by Nigfish September 24, 2011
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Computing News

News about technology and anything that involved computers.
IPAD is the best computing news this year.
by Computing February 7, 2010
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Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing - Virtual Server service is provided over the internet.

The 'So What'....
cheaper to maintain server over internet
access desktop from anywhere using browser
cheaper to store MORE data
Hmmm....but I'm moving my private stuff to the internet....that's SOCIAL NETWORKING isn't it?

Hey...Cloud Computing isn't NEW!!!!

Don't let them pull THE CLOUD over your eyes!!!!!

My data feels even more vulnerable to being HACKED!!!!!
by Sister Analogy January 10, 2011
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Cloud Computing

A pointless catchphrase (marketing strategy) for technology that has existed for years.
If I always allude to Web 2.0, Cloud computing, synergy, and green power, maybe people won't realize that I'm a complete moron.
by crowdeb November 8, 2009
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Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.
Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.
by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
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