compairison

Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the author while making fun of someone for a homonym... makes his own homonymic error. Oh the irony.

"Compairison" is used mainly by large headed poorly endowed males found along the eastcoast of the US.

Usually said male will own or attempt to own 2-3 vehicles all equipped with at least 1 power added.

At any given time, only 1 of the said vehicles will work properly.

"Now doing a compairison, a "well set up domestic", assuming for this example is a LSx based motor, in a 3600lb car, can make make a crap load of power early in the power band, and take it all the way through to fuel cut, shift and have the power there all over again, through each gear."

by DemDare October 11, 2007

chaparitis

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003

Comparitrast

The fusion of a comparison essay and contrast essay into one single essay.

Our assignment is to right a comparitrast on Mexican society.

by McLovin? October 16, 2007

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

comartist

An unofficial class in communism

Man these comartists are taking all the bread before it's been distributed

by Retinal tumor December 8, 2017

Commartist

People who as unfamiliar teammates in online games but are actually using a third party communication tool (Discord). They are con-artists, comm-artists.

I'm a commartist, I suck six dicks in a row.

by andmcq June 22, 2018

Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022