communitarian

A late 20th Century Political movement that combines the major features of Marxist Communism and Facism.

" Ah! Another Communitarian Position Paper from Comrad Etzioni!"

by J.E. Walker April 25, 2003

Communitarian

a person or political party completely void of thought or reason. One void of the ability to think, who enjoys having their rights taken away.

If John McCain and Barack Obama had gay butt sex, their butt baby would be a communitarian.

by Rambojoe2323 February 18, 2009

communard

1. A portmanteau: communard = Communist + retard. Usually a pejorative. But always true.

2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.

Person A: "There's 'love' in revolution! (albeit spelled backwards!) Power to the people! Long live Chairman Mao! Everyone is equal. Money is bad. Capitalism sucks. Workers of the world unite! I masturbate to pictures of Che Guevara!"

Person B: "Shut up, you communard."

In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.

by korektphool December 10, 2008

Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

communicado

slang for out of touch with long lost friends.

Juliet knew her husband was both curious and anxious to meet the air assault troops, being an ex-Ranger out of communicado with his lost brothers for a few years now.

by furnaceman December 10, 2013

Commentardy

comments, remarks, and likewise that a human being with any sort of mental or physical handicap, abnormitally, or deformity makes regarding a given subject.

I watched this movie with this retard, because I have to do community service,and after that, I had to listen to his commentardy.

by Kurth Bemis January 15, 2005

Communitarian Ethology

The study of animal behavior that prioritizes the community or group as the fundamental unit of analysis, rather than the individual. Where a standard ethologist might ask how a specific bird learns its song, a communitarian ethologist asks how that song functions to maintain the cohesion and identity of the entire flock. It emphasizes belonging, shared rituals, and the ways individuals sacrifice personal interests for the stability and continuity of the collective.

Example: "The way the meerkats posted sentries while others fed wasn't just altruism; from a communitarian ethology perspective, it was the community maintaining its own defensive infrastructure."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026