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Komi Can’t Communicate

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!
by Plutosecret March 5, 2022
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Communicado

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.
Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.
by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017
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communism

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school
joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism
by thechas3 December 7, 2020
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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Communifake

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool
Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!
by moozing February 23, 2009
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communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.
by Person11234 June 8, 2019
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good communist

Noun. A dead communist.

Etymology: From the slogan "The only good communist is a dead communist."
Simo Häyhä, was an amazing man who managed to create over 500 Good Communists.
by The Real Tank Man September 7, 2020
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