Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

commoilet

A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.

Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!

by squatdaddy November 14, 2011

Compucide

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.

My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.

by TMH88-UK June 14, 2017

Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Comprocide

A combination of the word compromise and the latin suffix -cide (killer, act of killing).
Used when the focus have been on reaching a compromise rather than the end result, rendering the outcome diluted and bland.

After everyone finally had come to agreement, they looked at the poor result and realized that they only achieved comprocide.

by Drabaloo November 15, 2022

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

commode code

Also an EMS slang term for heart problems caused by straining on the commode.

When the vagus nerve which is attached to the brain stem and stomach is squeezed hard enough by straining to potty, it may send a person into cardiac distress with a much slowed heart rate, sweating, nausia and vomiting. This happens mostly with the elderly, thus the reason it is refered to as "commode code".

by Jennings Ford April 19, 2006