3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).

Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.

Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.

by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

commission whore

A sales person, usuallly from a retail store, that harrasses you uncontrollably until you buy something just so they can reach their commission.

I went to radio shack today and all of the employees were total commission whores.

by Karen420 November 10, 2008

Great Commission

To tell and model and show everybody the wisdom of God's Son, Jesus why He had to die so you can have LIFE in HIS power to walk in HIS wisdom and HIS common sense to overcome our selfish and self centered and self destructive ways. Jesus said, when we have TOLD EVERYONE & MODELED IT TO EVERYONE ON EARTH then and only then will the jig be UP and HIS soon return WILL BE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!

Praying for your family and show them by your life the LOVE & PATIENCE God has given YOU. Therefore you have done an event towards finishing off the GREAT COMMISSION!!!

by Rob2010 February 4, 2010

commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr July 31, 2012

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023