Combulate

To tell a dislikable surprise. Something shocking, yet frustrating.

“I told her what happened, needless to say, she wasn’t pleased by how I combulated.”

by imjunyeop October 3, 2023

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

comangulate

To take something from your friend and mangle it into something else cool and fully coagulated.

Take a snippet of computer programming code written by your friend, rewrite it, make it elegant, then add it to your own program. Then you call your friend and tell him his code has been comangulated into something great.

by aierfalomn October 30, 2006