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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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Combustion

The act of a material or substance breaking or falling apart.
When we pressed the launch button, our rocket just suddenly combusted. Six months for just one big combustion.
by XxJake474xX May 18, 2008
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Dramatic Combustion

Dramatic combustion occurs when an already dramatic person reaches a new level of melt down, triggering a powerful dramatic combustion reaction.

Brian: Woah man, Meaghan sure did rip that guy a new one.

Albert: Yeah dude, serious dramatic combustion.
dramatic combustion, drama queen, disney, melt down
by DramaricQueeny June 1, 2016
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Internal Combustion

A masterbation technique in which the user takes a shower while masterbating. At the exact point of climax the user simultaneously switches the water to ice cold. Creates an extremely relaxing effect.
I preformed internal combustion in the shower and I feel so relaxed!
by Solcomets October 1, 2010
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Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen
Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
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Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
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Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.
"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"
by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
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