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Cumsock Bathbomb

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.
Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”
by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 12, 2020
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Cumsocket

1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.
1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket
by GoblinFish October 7, 2020
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troy comstock

Biggest bitch around also has smallest penis , lies about his car and daddy's truck
Troy Comstocks penis is so small
by Lefler1 February 12, 2017
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Cumsock

A sock in which one Ejaculates in multiple times making it drier than your mom's pussy. It is the easiest way to get somebody pregnant.
I got my girlfriend pregnant today by shoving my Cumsock up her pussy.
by Draco_ January 26, 2021
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Comstock

one who associates with another's dog
that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!
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Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do
I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!
by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021
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Comstock

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.
He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.
by Meghan R. November 23, 2006
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