conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

Colourist

1. A person who deliberately discriminates against someone of a certain skincolour. Similar to a racist except physical skin colour is more important than race itself

2. An animator/cartoonist who’s job is to colour in the drawing.

3. A person who colours hair

1. I can’t believe that celebrity liked a post from a colourist!

2. I’m going to need an assistant colourist to help me with this project I’m working on.

3. My cousin is a colourist! Maybe I can book an appointment for you this week.

by Boavka August 26, 2020

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010

Coloring Book

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.

by windexter August 24, 2003

Collaring

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.

Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking.

Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens

by Little_Lady_225 April 21, 2018

Culturing a pearl

When a gay man has unprotected sex and takes a cum load in his ass and keeps it inside his hole for as long as possible, and it cultures with any other loads, lube, or shit also in his asshole.

When I was in the bathhouse in Fort Lauderdale I was culturing a pearl for three hours before I'd cultured too many and had to use the restroom.

by dr.feelgoodpussysnatcher May 31, 2015

clouding

vaping

Person 2: Check out that dude. He's clouding

Person 1: Cool beans!

by redmixdj January 28, 2019