Journalist/Newspaper columnist

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar

by Electric Ave April 10, 2020

Bolognist

One who is full of bologna, malarky, and/or shit.

When Meredith said that the Avalanche are no good, she was just being her usual bolognist self.

by JoeSackic April 1, 2011

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

Colognasaurus

Someone who habitually wears too much cologne or perfume, and is thus frequently guilt of being cologntagious.

Everytime I go near that Colognasaurus I end up smelling like him for the rest of the day!

by urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Colourist

Someone who is against another's clothing colour.

That person descriminating against another's clothing colour they must be colourist.

by Mr. Msbehavior January 1, 2020

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016

to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009