When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.
"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."
by schnapson April 16, 2020
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