Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

by PatBen22 February 21, 2014

colinism

1.something that is, was, or will be annoying. 2.has a strong British accent and likes to break computers 3. Likes dragons, star wars, or star trek

Guy 1: Dang! This computer just froze, dude!
Guy 2: Wow, you bloody brit, you just colinismed

by tyrueioworui April 17, 2010

colitas

A wonderful pine smelling canabis that is grown in the mountains of Northern California. When smoked it gives the warm smell of christmas trees. The buds are long and very clean. Some of the best weed I have ever had the pleasure of smoking. It had a very strong level of THC and gave a powerful buzz. Back in "78" it was a hot comodity don't even know if it is still around.

Eagles tune "Hotel California" On a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of "Colitas" rising up through the air.

by BigbbbbB June 12, 2006

coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006

Culitis

Culitis is a word with Spanish origin, Culo means ASS, BUTT etc. and it is a behavior that indicates that you are extremely happy to the point of almost child like giddiness. As when someone receives happy news or something good happens to them and he becomes "culeco" well we'll call that "culitis"

You have "CULITIS" don't you...I can see it, what are you so happy about?

Did you see Mary and the culitis she ha,s something good must have happened to her.

by inrtraspect March 8, 2011