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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
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chonky coke

Words made by pit bull cause he cant ryme
Just like he cant ryme the word kodak

"Yo dude what does chonky coke mean"
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Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.
Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!
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Crotch Coke

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.
Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!
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Chonky Coke

Chonky Coke is a special drink only pitbull is allowed to drink, it's origins and place of production are unknown.
Hey bro, you got any Chonky Coke?

Don't be stupid bro, we all know only pitbull is allowed to drink that.
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coke miles

coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!
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Roman Coke

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot of Amaretto bombed into a glass of red wine (typically Chianti). Typically accidentally ordered by drunk patrons intending to get a "Rum and Coke".
My rum and cokes eventually turned into Roman Cokes last night and I blacked out before midnight.
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