cockatoe

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

by smack the mac December 14, 2015

Cokate

Kate Moss. It is derived from the words "cocaine" and "Kate". The term was coined by Perez Hilton.

Cokate's career ironically took off after her publicized drug scandal.

by ro3 May 22, 2007

Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004

Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."

by Pippigrace September 12, 2020

Cockatoo

A really loving bird who will be a lifelong companion if you choose one as an avian friend.

Cockatoos are often misunderstood, many people including a Battle Creek Michigan bird rescue like to say that cockatoos are hard to satisfy and that people can't fulfill the bird's best interest.

Although those people don't know the birds' best interests, most people don't understand that cockatoos aren't "One size fits all" animals like dogs. Cockatoos have different personalities and only the true owner of the bird can say what the bird's best interest is.

Even an adult that has cared for multiple birds can never truly say what a cockatoo's best interest is until they've actually had a cockatoo as an avian companion.

"Moxxie is such an amazing and well behaved cockatoo"

by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008