Cokato

A small "po dunk" town in the middle of Minnesota. It was rated the number one town in Minnesota for living in. 85% of the people that live in this town are Finish, or more widely know as "Fin." The Finish believe that hockey is their God, and will do anything for it. They also believe that sauna is said like "soownahh," and hockey is spoken like "hockeeeeeeeeeeeey." Cokato is also completely surrounded by corn; they even have a festival honoring corn called the Corn Carnival. This town is so isolated that the schools there don't even have "cliques." Many a few will drive straight through this little "paradise," in search of towns that have actualy people in them.

Cokato is surrounded by corn, and have many Finish families. Most people will never know about Cokato, unless they are a tourist in search of a "cute" and "quaint" little town.

by 4theinnocent November 29, 2011

Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

cokahol

a mix of coke and any alcohol.

"Man, I have no clue what I should drink tonight."
"Dude, just get a cokahol. It's a classic!"

--or--
you: "can i get a cokahol"
bartender: "are you sure you don't care what alcohol i put in?"
you: "of course. i cant make up my mind. there are too many good decisions."

by tenniskinggmr November 18, 2013

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

Cockatool

Noun. An Australian tourist behaving badly. Found mainly on ski fields, but may occur in other settings.
Mostly male, but breeding pairs are common when attached to snow boards. Identified by loud squarks - mating call - across hitherto quiet mountain sides.

Plumage - varies, but usually includes scruffy unwashed hair and vulgar T-shirts.
Habitats - ubiquitous to adrenaline fuelled sporting areas. During migration, can befoul any transit lounge in under five minutes. Ski queues can similarly transform into rutting zones.
Behaviour - smoking on pristine slopes and defiling local shrine with their scat.

Just look at that Cockatool drinking a beer while pissing into snow drifts.

by Ineverdothis July 15, 2016