A) A Columbus suburb off of I-270 that's racist as Hell, and still gets pwned by black/white schools like Reynoldsburg
B) A school where the girls give you head in the cafeteria and parking lot, so much so that they had to have an assembly on why giving BJ's in the parking lot is bad... in otherwords, it's a rich little whore-house of a town
B) A school where the girls give you head in the cafeteria and parking lot, so much so that they had to have an assembly on why giving BJ's in the parking lot is bad... in otherwords, it's a rich little whore-house of a town
A) Damn, that school is so Coffman, they still talk head after getting worked over
B) You wanna get your meat wet? Go over to Coffman, they'll set you straight
B) You wanna get your meat wet? Go over to Coffman, they'll set you straight
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When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.
In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.
Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.
When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.
In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.
Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.
I had realized that he has been drinking coffee from his own blood this whole time. When I search about this, I was shocked that it was a type of disease called Coffeaphilia.
by GoldenExplainer November 29, 2022
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Vibing with a glass of coffee with friends is just a clink away, enjoy as an afternoon pick-me-up or even as dessert…as long as you can handle the caffeine!
Vibing with a glass of coffee with friends is just a clink away, enjoy as an afternoon pick-me-up or even as dessert…as long as you can handle the caffeine!
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