A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
by mcfinners February 20, 2011
Get the spearmans wank correlation coefficient mug.The proportion to which a person is a weeaboo. A zero weeb coefficient individual only knows what they know about Japan due to passing observation, whereas an individual with a weeb coefficient close to 1 is completely obsessed. They likely have dinner plates with images of their Anime waifu on them or something weird like that.
"So, is there a high overlap in the go and DDR communities for some reason?"
"I think both attract people with above average weeb coefficients."
"I think both attract people with above average weeb coefficients."
by Berggen April 24, 2017
Get the Weeb coefficient mug.The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture
*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture
*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011
Get the Hotness Distortion Coefficient mug.The ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. If something is easy and useful, it has a high Kevin Coefficient. If something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower Kevin Coefficient.
In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.
In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.
Bob: We've got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna...
Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.
Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)
Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.
Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)
by Reizouko June 15, 2009
Get the Kevin Coefficient mug.Used to refer to pictures of people on social media and dating websites who look drastly different in real life from their picture on the internet. This deception can be acheived by picture editing software (e.g photoshop), and different camera angles to make the person seem more attractive ( or skinnier) on social media and dating sites. The IRL coefficient is generally applied by the viewer to lower the expectations of the attractiveness of the person in the picture. This is the result of catfishing techniques which can be quantified to predict how different a person appears in their profile pic to that IRL
Person 1: Is this Tinder match hot?
Person 2: No bro you have to apply the IRL coefficient, she's at least 2x uglier in real life than she appears on her profile pic.
Person 2: No bro you have to apply the IRL coefficient, she's at least 2x uglier in real life than she appears on her profile pic.
by hardyboys March 1, 2015
Get the IRL Coefficient mug.The propensity a situation has for causing normally docile women to go apeshit and tear their clothes off. It is usually followed by other regrettable behavior on their parts, behavior that is almost always captured by drunken camera photos, and soon becomes the stuff of legend.
The night in Rosarito when a nude Mike was drunkenly attacking his friends in the condo was pretty surreal. But when the chicks there got into the action, taking their clothes off and grappling with each other! Well, it was a night they would never, nor could they ever forget, what with all the pictures floating around. Needless to say, there was a high omega coefficient that night.
by ZChild July 20, 2008
Get the omega coefficient mug.The propensity a situation has for causing normally docile women to go apeshit and tear their clothes off. It is usually followed by other regrettable behavior on their parts, behavior that is almost always captured by drunken camera photos, and soon becomes the stuff of legend.
The night in Rosarito when a nude Mike was drunkenly attacking his friends in the condo was pretty surreal. But when the chicks there got into the action, taking their clothes off and grappling with each other! Well, it was a night they would never, nor could they ever forget, what with all the pictures floating around. Needless to say, there was a high omega coefficient that night.
by ZChild December 24, 2008
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