code brain

A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.

Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.

Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.

by rustyg August 19, 2008

Code Brown

Warning that fecal matter is now present in a body of water, and leaving the area would be highly recommended or mandatory. Mostly used in public pools, hot tubs, or bathtubs when bathing small children.

Maria: "Hey Kerry...you back from the pool so soon?"
Kerry: "Yeah" (sigh), "can't swim until tomorrow...my daughter found a turd in the shallow end and the lifeguard called a Code Brown."

by citiz3n February 15, 2010

Code Blue

Used over public announcement PA systems to alert staff members of a medical emergency.

"Code Blue, Level 2. Code Blue. Level 2."

by Zoe January 28, 2005

Code Blue

The act of receiving a 'blow job' in your workplace's freezer

See Eric over there, he's the man, he received a 'Code Blue' a couple years back.

by luke7nukem October 2, 2010

code brown

medical terminology: Xray examination of the large intestine (i.e. for polyps) may require the dreaded double threat 'double contrast' barium/ air enema, in which the cleansed colon is rinsed with barium and then inflated with air like a balloon - if the patient is unable to maintain compression of the sphincter to retain the catheter/ split valve/ inflatable buttplug used to supply the barium/ air AND to stopper the anus, and thus sprays a mixture of air, barium and fecal matter under pressure from their anus (under pressure - remember the intestine is inflated with air), it may be known as a 'code brown'. this is one of many reasons Xray techs wear shoe covers.

the patient blew a code brown, and housekeeping spent the rest of the day scrubbing fecal matter out of the light fixture with a small toothbrush

by stendhalismo April 28, 2005

CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet

Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet

by MaddysGoneMissing December 29, 2018

code brown

The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.

I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.

by humphreyj January 15, 2009