Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

Cockverty

A world-wide problem causing men genitalia to become completely exposed to the public, pant-less.

"yo im in cockverty gimme a place to put my cock in for shelter"

by greasy mf January 15, 2021

Cockpartment

Hidden compartment for a cock while being delivered in a box.

Edgar had Vanessa open the box only to reveal the hidden cockpartment.

by ShinyCockles January 29, 2021

cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011

cokpertknucklemaggot

twat idotic person who u dislike

u stupid cokpertknucklemaggot

by mc pandaman March 12, 2008

coxpertise

Coxpertise is someone who is an expert in all things that revolve around the cock and balls. Basically a lover of the cock.

Shane is a real coxpertise he's always looking at and or touching cocks.

by Shanolovetheballs February 25, 2008

Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.

Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"

by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015