clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.

- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.

by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017

cocktimism

To see only the good in the person you want to sleep with.

See also Cocktimist

Tim has a lot of red flags. But Becky just isn’t seeing it through her cocktimism.

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

the flying cocktwist

When someone is in a fight and they grab the opponents cock, then jump up and twist while falling on their back.

If Charlie does the move against Jake Paul then he did the flying cocktwist to Jake Paul

by CharlieBobMarley June 12, 2022