cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.

Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!

by Cogswabblers_suck.com/ihateyou April 12, 2021

cockwambler

YUNG GRUG IS A BLOODY FACKIN COCKWOMBLER!!!!!!!

Yung Grug is the worst cockwambler.

by swagdaddy774 May 12, 2021

cockshwobble

Mean your dog water

YOU'RE COCKSHWOBBLE KID GET DOGGED ON

by Scarsky September 12, 2021

Cornswabbled

to be completely and utterly shocked, surprised or confused.

or to be absolutely dogged on, mainly in football

This test got be cornswabbled.

Bro is cornswabbled☠️
CORNELIUS JUST GOT CORNSWABBLED BY QUANTAVIOUS!!

by QuantaviousDingleberryIII. Jr April 23, 2023

cockjabbled

I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine

“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”

“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”

by therealcockjabber April 26, 2023

cobswabbled

Mollywhopped, stomped, shut out

The game was 0-97 we got mollywhopped, cobswabbled, and stomped.

by ScruffyVibes July 16, 2024