cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

Cocksaur

Someone who is extremely addicted to the cock.

Someone who is in love with cocks.

Someone who does a lot of homosexual anal.

A dinosaur.

Arrjibarbar:Man that kid is such a faggot.

Dude: Yea hes such a cocksaur!

by Kyle Sharpless May 19, 2007

cocksure

A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.

Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"

Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"

by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010

cocksurfing

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.

"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"

by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

cockspray

When you cum so hard that your cock explodes.

Girl 1:What was the sex like?
Girl 2: Amazing until he cocksprayed. I keep finding little bits of him all over me.

by 2NANG4u June 24, 2006

cocksure

to be very very sure, so sure that you'd bet you cock on it. From the classic British novel, Heart of Gayness

I was cocksure that I had failed that english test horribly

by tom wage September 14, 2003