cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

by Achilleus May 5, 2006

cockleech

That which leeches out early on and helps to lubricate the coming insertion.

'I grabbed your organ and got cockleech all over my new watchband!

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005

Cockpedo

A guy who is a solid friend and will stick by your side unless there is even the slightest, most remote chance he will score with a chick and then he homes on the chick like a torpedo after a target. He's unstoppable and will ditch all his friends for even the slightest chance of getting laid. Expect to get ditched for the big game, ditched when he's supposed to give you a ride to get new kicks at the mall or help fixing your car.

I really like Derek but he's a total cockpedo, even tried to bang my ex-girlfriend when he was supposed to be my best man.

by robsbemmer December 5, 2014

Cockpendency

The utmost reliance on a human penis for any kind of gratification.

Karen couldn't handle to go one day without fucking someone new. She has a real cockpendency issue.

by Blankira February 22, 2022

cockpeasant

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at a moderate rate, slower than cockpeasants.

Bob is a cockpeasant.

by sarah cohner August 4, 2003

Cockpenis

When a penis and a cock come together.

Your a cockpenis you fag.

by Sarah bickes May 10, 2018