panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".

Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!

by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

colonoscopy

When the doctors stick a camera up your butt to see if your organic butt plug has bumps

"I'm getting my colonoscopy soon"
"That sucks!"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Colonoscopy

Irish brain surgery

Colonoscopy I just had Irish brain surgery (colonoscopy) When They went up my rear end they found 3 four leaf clovers and a lucky horseshoe. That explains your luck at the casino

by anonymous April 12, 2022

mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018