Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

by linaloki February 14, 2015

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

cockward

To make something awkward into a homo situation.

Nevin from federal way washington always makes things cockward with his male coworkers.

by Akustix August 26, 2011

cockard

adj. The occurence of getting a woody; extreme arousal.

She is so hot she makes my cockard!

by Mick Bono October 15, 2008

cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011