cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

Flag

Get the cockmaster mug.

cockretary

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

Flag

Get the cockretary mug.

Related Words

cockmeter • cockometer • Psychometric cockometer • cockmaster • cockbiter • cockmeister • cockeater • cockster • cockleberry • cockter

Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

Flag

Get the Cockleberry Finn mug.

Cocketeer

A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.

This locker room is full of cocketeers.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

Flag

Get the Cocketeer mug.

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.

“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”

by M8y1995 December 19, 2018

Flag