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[Cockland]

I got some dome from some ho in Cockland.
by SKINGS January 14, 2009
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cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
by the kps October 19, 2008
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cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.
Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.
by Bd Leader December 8, 2018
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Cockland

Holy shit Cockland rocked everyone’s cock off at the show tonight!
by BestBandEver69 June 28, 2022
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Cocklace

A necklace fashioned solely out of cocks. A person who acts like you would imagine said necklace fashioned solely of cocks might act.
Jay Mariotti is a total cocklace. I bet he wears one to bed every night.
by Harrison Greeley III September 14, 2010
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Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
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