Cockisthenics

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.

Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.

by theKman77 November 14, 2007

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

Cockidence

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.

I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.

by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021

Cocksole

To console someone with your cock.

Cindy was really upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I cocksoled her.

by Giggity Shmiggity Duex October 18, 2008

cocksore

1. n: a pustulating skin-deep injury on the male reporductive organ usually associated with "cheap-ass buttsluts"
2. n: an individual who's presence bares an unpleasant similiarity to the burning pain of a cocksore
3. n: an extremely hot female who's sexually active lifestyle results in "sore cocks", thus "cocksore"

Sweet fuck that Sally really is a cocksore!

by john boldman December 20, 2003

Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010

Cockioke

When a girl takes a man's penis and sings into it, pretending it's a microphone.

"I'm in the mood for some cockioke, any song requests?"
"I was singing my heart out at cockioke last night"

by cheekyliz September 5, 2011