cockamamee

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

cockdamnit

Just a worse way of saying damn it.

The oil spill is still gushing after 75 days...

Cockdamnit!

by Samatic July 9, 2010

cockamole

A sexual euphamism refering to either male ejaculate, or jizz, or the penis itself.

Would you like a side of cockamole with your pink taco?

by Bearclaw May 4, 2005

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

cockjammer

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?

Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.

by notcollin November 26, 2006

Cockamore

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.

Chris is a cockvampire.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004