cockless

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

by knobend jones March 29, 2004

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cockella

A group of friends who hang out camping like coachella but with more sexual activity

Omggg were all going to cockella and Ima get laid

by Single peopleee June 1, 2019

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

Cockeysville Middle School

The jail you attend for 3 years and then leave, "LAX" kids run the school, and ghetto is the way to go. Ugly lockers 6 inches wide that don't work 50% of the time. If you have money your wardrobe consists of lax short and tops, and if you don't its time to break your parents bank. Unacceptable to own anything without a logo on it. And it your not in you never will be. Full of after school clubs that no one will join.

"What are you doing this weekend",
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"

Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School

by Mrs.KevinJonas1032 October 21, 2008

Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

by onryou74 November 23, 2010