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backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue
"you backstabing cockbite"
by CJ December 3, 2004
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Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
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Cockribbeany

Cock-Ribbea-ney

A fusion / mixture of a Cockney & Caribbean accent and it's phrases.
A combination that surged in the 1960s due to immigration to Eastern London(East London).
"Honestly, I think I've spent to much time in Clapton, I'm getting a Cockribbeany accent"
by HaUKnowItsTrue July 26, 2017
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cockbig-19

A moniker for covid-19 that teen boys think is hilarious
13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics
by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020
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cockbite

What a fucking cockbite.
by ranch111 March 12, 2003
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cockbitch

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.
by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003
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Cockbite Salad

1.An exclamation, used when something adverse to what you want happens.

2. A salad of venus fly traps
*Bill gets a 50 on a test he thought he got a 100 on*
Bill: Cockbite Salad!
by Poop out of my butt June 16, 2010
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