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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
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