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cockmaestro

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.
"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"
by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004
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Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
by matt April 5, 2004
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cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.
my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!
by Roberto January 8, 2004
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Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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cockmasta

A "Cockmasta" is the one who rules over chickens, such as a farmer or a hungry African American at KFC.

also:
a compound word composed of the words "Cock" and "Master".
The "Cock" refers to the chicken/rooster, or "Cock" animal.
"Masta" refers to "master" and is a name for the one who dominates.
I went to the farm and saw the "cockmasta" feeding his chickens.

In the summer, KFCs and Popeyes are filled with cockmastas.
by jleeeeeeeeeee March 30, 2011
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Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.
1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!
by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011
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