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backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue
"you backstabing cockbite"
by CJ December 3, 2004
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Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
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cockbastard

Someone who is a cock and a bastard or someone who was born without a cock... A good insult... Similar to the word fucktard
"You fucking cockbastard"
by Tim James August 4, 2005
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cockbite

What a fucking cockbite.
by ranch111 March 12, 2003
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cockbitch

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.
by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003
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cockbath

One who's mouth is so frequently used for sucking penises that they can be described a "bath" for cocks, hence "cockbath."
What's up, cockbath?
by Reverend Beastly September 13, 2008
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Cockbite Salad

1.An exclamation, used when something adverse to what you want happens.

2. A salad of venus fly traps
*Bill gets a 50 on a test he thought he got a 100 on*
Bill: Cockbite Salad!
by Poop out of my butt June 16, 2010
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