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cockbag

A word frequently used by several members of World of Warcraft guild "VB" in Boulderfist server. It is often used by its raid leader, Woofs, when referring other members of the guild. It is not meant to be an insult, as he addresses himself as the #1 cockbag.
PST Woofs for invite, cockbags
YOU GOD DAMN COCKBAGS, get your heads out of your asses!!!
by VB Anonymous May 17, 2006
mugGet the cockbagmug.

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.
by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
mugGet the delusional cockbagmug.

cockbag

I dont wanna catch that thing on your cock! Wear a cockbag!
by Devonne March 8, 2004
mugGet the cockbagmug.

Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
mugGet the Cockbag McDicknutsmug.

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.
by Royals8 February 26, 2019
mugGet the Cockbag fuck nuggetmug.

Cockbag

A dumbass term reviewer who doesn't have the nous to understand subtle humour. Usually from North America
The guys a cockbag, Neanderthal knuckledragger with the intellect of a retarded Gerbal
by winkelTossa January 2, 2019
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

Cockbag

An individual whose face resembles that of a scrotum
Why do they call that guy cockbag? Because his face looks like a scrotum
by Lonny_night August 9, 2023
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

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