Cockatooey

Suspicious people in the hood, making a scene.

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

cockatoo

Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.

tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.

by Kiriazis November 6, 2009

Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006

Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017