big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.

Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

by christapher walkins August 15, 2009

CockaItis

When its all about the man and his cock. aka penis, dick. No one, man or woman can escape from CockaItis until he and his cock is satisified, aka cums.

He had a serious case of CockaItis this morning, he jacked off for hours until his Cock shot his cum all over me.

by kkellykat527 July 12, 2021

Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

by Flameblue July 16, 2011

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

cocktitioner

Another word for urologist, a doctor that studies the male reproductive genitalia

It hurts when I pee I’ll go see the cocktitioner

by Sohn sehller October 20, 2022

cocktimism

To see only the good in the person you want to sleep with.

See also Cocktimist

Tim has a lot of red flags. But Becky just isn’t seeing it through her cocktimism.

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

Cocktimist

Someone blinded by their Cocktimism.

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024