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cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body
Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!
by Dick Chase September 26, 2009
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Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 28, 2011
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cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis
uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*
by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003
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bleeding cock slap

To slap another person in the face with your bleeding penis
or
to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something
kerrr powwww Bleeding Cock slap!!!!!
by Daso June 11, 2006
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Cock Slap

The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
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Cock Slap

The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job
Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.
by Zac James June 1, 2004
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cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........
Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.
by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006
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