by cock

A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by 4444444474 November 04, 2009

cocked

drunk

by Anonymous January 07, 2003

Cock It

To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong

Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

cock

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for cock is dick.

by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014

cock

The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.

Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.

by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003

COCKE

A fancy cock

"RATHER NICE COCKE INNIT"
"RIGHT"

"eh look at this DEDE COCKE"
"oh"

by Dinfindandong February 28, 2022

Cock

Cock

Cock

by Pieceofshit43 May 05, 2020