cocksquat

one who squats on cocks

That cocksquat got pwnd hard!!

by Vitj September 22, 2003

Cocksquito

An imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.

John: "Do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"

Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"

by john the elder boy October 4, 2012