shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008

shit cock fuck

A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.

me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"

Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"

by DUNDUN128128 July 20, 2010

what the cock is that shit!

statement used when confused or surprised by an act, comment, or person.

katie said : connor tea bagged zack

WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT!

by the original KKK January 19, 2008

Asshole shit cock

When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock

your such an asshole shit cock

by Poopy Whoopy March 20, 2023

Shit Cock City

A city native to Wyoming. A small inbred town that has a religious cult following even dumber than FSM known as "CockRammingGoblins" where there is no such thing as bathing and everyone and their mother (no pun intended) has anal sex...there for having a shitty cock...thus making a city full of shitcocks.

Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"

Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls

1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.

1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."

by Steim_Time March 30, 2009