Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass

AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!

by mach46 May 21, 2009

cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Cockshit

Basically anyone or anything that is painful to be around or hear, as much as shitting through the cock, the equivalent of having a child.

Get off the ROAD, COCKSHIT!

by BaneTK October 2, 2007

cockshitbitch

the most amazing word ever invented by lucas

Shut up cockshitbitch

by yoyoyodaman93yo August 10, 2010

Cockshit

When you're so constapated that shit comes out of your cock instead of cum

Jeff: "I was jacking off earlier when suddenly I had a cockshit!"
Jame: "Ohh dude, me too!"

by Alekks May 11, 2024