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dirty clutching 

When driving a manual car, the act of dirty clutching is when the driver depresses the clutch pedal so hard that the clutch spring goes sideways. As a result, this causes the clutch pedal not to return to it’s normal position.
When my Focus had 100 miles on it I was dirty clutching so hard, the OEM spring caved sideways and my pedal wasn’t returning lol.
dirty clutching by Chippy96 August 4, 2018
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Lighter clutching 

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,

clutching 

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.
Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.
clutching by Daneiii January 31, 2016

double clutching 

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.
Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

Clutching it up 

When a motorcyclist performs a wheelie and uses the clutch to bring the front wheel up. This technique is often used at higher speeds, when the bike simply doesn't have enough power to wheelie, or when the rider wants to bring the front wheel up very quickly. It is the most common form of wheelie among stunt riders.

Done by pulling in the clutch and bringing up the rpms a t a rapid pace, and then releasing the clutch while still applying throttle. The sudden surge of power causes the bike to raise much higher than a power wheelie.
Brandon was working on clutching it up today. His power wheelies just weren't good enough for him.
Clutching it up by jebova2301 February 7, 2009

perl clutching 

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.
Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

Dry clutching  

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.
"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"