clusterfucken

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.

Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.

by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013

clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do

This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!

by bella180ca March 1, 2019

clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

by Loxxicle November 14, 2020

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

Clusterfucktastrophy

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009

Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

by Serran December 28, 2005

clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).

person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!

by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010