clasp

to grab

i dont think you should ever clasp that cup with both hands

by the cooler penguin27 September 10, 2020

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".

"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".

by Haas January 8, 2004

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Clusterbama

A political policy that is a clusterfuck.

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.

by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005