to go to a driving range
ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008
The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
by yup September 15, 2003
What you strike baby seals with.
by Faceplant April 26, 2005
Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
by rpr March 29, 2013
by poontang June 30, 2006
by Thang Tri & Chinh December 14, 2004
A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to:
- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas
- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas
The club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just blasting in their cars
by AnIntelligentMale March 21, 2006