club

What you strike baby seals with.

Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?

by Faceplant April 26, 2005

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Get the clubmug.

club

A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.

Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.

Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.

by rpr March 28, 2013

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Get the clubmug.

in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

by poontang June 30, 2006

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Get the in the clubmug.

Club

A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to:

- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas

The club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just blasting in their cars

by AnIntelligentMale April 18, 2006

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Get the Clubmug.

clubbing

1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does

2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.

1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"

2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"

Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"

Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."

by v1Adds January 4, 2012

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