Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

coondick

1.)Term used for yelling insults or obscenities at pedestrians from a moving vehicle. Generally, entertaining for the occupants of the vehicle, but not for the victims.

One may yell something along the lines of "NICE FACE UGLY!' at a lone pedestrian or "HEY LOOK!!! A PACK OF QUEERS!" at a group of pedistrians.

Origin: First used by a group of teenagers from Kendall, NY. The word coondick comes from the book Their Eyes Were Watching God, where it is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
I'm bored, lets go coondick tonight.

I want to go coondicking after the movie.

Bill is an excellent coondicker, he yells such funny things.

by Day May 1, 2007

coondick

A term used for bootleg moonshine or other alcohol, coined and used during the prohibition era of the 1930's. The reference was to the African American migrants who would illegally transport the stuff, sometimes in the crotch of their pants.

I'll share this bottle of coondick with ya'.

by octagon38 March 29, 2010

clondike

a romany gypsy word meaning idiot.

dick at the chavvie

goon out clondike.

by wenman October 20, 2008

clondike

A word to describe someone that is slow with about anything in general but not with any type of mental disability,and someone who might have trouble catching on to everyday things.

Hey clondike why dose it take you ten minutes to put your shoes on its as if your slow or something.

by 2287bry February 4, 2012

clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"

by Blacbeard July 28, 2005

Clownfucker

1. A social jackass or fool.

2. One who fucks clowns.

3. One who is generally considered as foolish or naive for their actions.

A clownfucker can sometimes, but not always be an assclown and vice versa.

Did you hear? Stephen punched a cop in public and tried to run away. The clownfucker's in jail now..

assclown clown

by Ldogg. February 6, 2010